Mets announcers Gary Cohen, Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling have a charity named garykeithandron. They talked about it during last night’s Mets/Giants game because they have some sort of fundraising event in Brooklyn over All-Star weekend, and Hernandez (the real one) can’t make it.
Here’s his explanation – verbatim – for not being able to attend his own charity’s fundraiser:
Maybe if I lived in the city I’d come, but I’m not driving 90 miles each way for THAT!
Keith Hernandez is Godlike.
I'm Keith Hernandez! 